Prince of Insufficient Light

Alex told me today that my nickname reminds him of Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light. He is the ruler of Lower Heck, the lighter version of Hell, in the Dilbert comic strips. He punishes people for minor infractions not worthy of damnation in hell, such as using copier paper for the printer or stealing a chair from another cubicle.

For those who are curious how I got this nickname, the story follows. My princess, an avid blogger, uses nicknames on her blog. When she was thinking about mine, she came up with this one. She's a fan of the Dracula stories, and a part of my family lived in Transylvania, furthermore, I had long hair when I was around 18. Now you wonder how I looked like? Here's a photo.