Happily Ever After

"Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. They gave her the name Sylvia. And throughout the land, everyone was happy lah... until the princess grew up and they found out that she was cursed with a frightful enchantment, she cannot find love. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a condo, there to await the kiss... of the handsome Prince of Darkness. It was he who would chance the perilous journey through terrible hot and unbearable humidity traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach Hougang street 92. For he was the bravest, and most handsome... in all the land. And it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the ninth floor of the condo to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her..."

"This is not how it happened grandpa. I asked grandma. She said you were watching The Shining at your place when you kissed her."